What Did I Say?

Did I say there were no distractions in my last post? Ooops, I forgot about my mom. She has called a million times this weekend. Our conversations have been of the same type though, they go something like this:

Mom: Do you know how to do this? (Alternately: Do you know how to fix this?)

Me: No mom, I don't know anything about that.

Mom: Well I'm going to call you back later when it's happening so you can tell me what to do.

Me: Mom I said I don't know how to fix that.

Mom: Well I'll just call you when it's actually happening so you can tell me what to do.

Me: Mom I already told you I don't know how to fix that. I'm not a (computer tech support person or whatever else she wants me to be.

Mom: Well I thought you knew about that.

Why does she have to ask more than once? Why do I have to tell her several times that I don't know how to fix her problem before she understands me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So, yes, there have been a few distractions this weekend.