I've Seen Weird

I've always thought that the people in my apartment building were somewhat normal. I've been to other apartment buildings, and felt like I was in crazy town. I've lived here for just over 2 years, and haven't really been bothered by anyone.

Today was a little bit different...

I parked in the underground heated parking. I have a large vehicle that's parked next to me, and have to look around before crossing to the door. Before I got to look around I heard a "WHOOOOOOSH". I almost got hit by some psycho adult riding a bike in the underground parking. He loudly said to me, "I'm getting my exercise, and it's warm down here!" Okay then. Keep riding buddy.

I went to get my mail and drop off my rent payment. Some kid around 7 to 8 years old was standing outside the racquetball court with his head inside the door. It appeared he was talking to someone inside. Then right before I got to where he was, he removed his head, and started loudly saying, "Crap, crap, that's crap, crap!" He walked past me. I looked into the racquetball court as I passed; there wasn't anybody in there.

I finished my errands, and hurriedly returned to the relative safety of my own apartment.