Eyes Wide Open

Why is it that whenever I go to the doctor something freaky happens? Just lucky I guess!

Yesterday was no exception.

I had my eyes dilated at the opthomologist at 3pm yesterday. It is slightly after 8pm today and they are only half back to normal. I expected to wake up with them normal, not so. I had to wear my sunglasses at work all day.

I was told that I look like a muslim Paris Hilton. I now have the nickname "Hollywood", you can refer to me as such in the future.