A Dedication

Ode to the Downy Ball

Never could a softener sheet touch

the way you make my laundry soft and such.

How do you know just when to release

the silky softener that flows through each piece?

Oh, Downy Ball, without you I'd be

in such dirty laundry misery.

For without your special laundry magic,

my clothes would be stiff and scratchy; tragic.